Think about it.
First and foremost, Vampires can’t come in your house until you INVITE them in. That is also very true. You must invite God in, apparently he can’t just storm into your heart.
Okay, so saying that, I will also tell you why I think God is a Vampire.
Vampires are loners. As far as I know, God claims to be the ‘one and only’.
Vampires are strong willed and confident. God, same. Almost bordering on arrogant.
Vampires are immortal. God, same same.
Vampires are moody and temperamental. Depending on what chapter you read in the bible, God is very moody and temperamental.
Did you read the story of Saddam and Gomorra? Personally, I think God just got hungry. And the whole rivers of blood thing…. who are you kidding?!
But finally, seriously, if you were ever to come face to face with a vampire, what would be the first thing you would do…. You would say
Yeah. Think about that.